tom-sits-like-a-whore:

reasons to date me

  • no pressure to wear pants in my presence
  • or any clothes at all really
  • but it’s up to you
  • u can be big spoon or little spoon
  • totally your choice
  • i’m always ready to make out
  • aLwaYs
  • also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it 
  • i’ll let you lick it though
  • i mean the ice cream cone
  • well not just the ice cream cone

(via ugh-gay)

bromar:

a bicycle is the acoustic version of a motorcycle 

(via ugh-gay)

bootsi:

I won’t take selfies with other people y’all don’t know my angles

(via theperksofunoriginality)

totallyfuckingfetch:

I feel like a pin up girl ^.^

(via ugh-gay)

seekinqs:

◡‿◡✿

(Source: TRNSCNDNT)

Spidey and Deadpool in Deadpool #10

(Source: buckybaernes, via wolfbun)

inhalexhal3:

can u pretend im not ugly and annoying and fall in love with me

please

lingerielesbian:

Do you want this?

(Source: bigboydownunder, via clitstitsandkittens)

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